And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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