I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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