Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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