I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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