lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
