We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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