i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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