plz talk dirty to me
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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