If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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