Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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