I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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