AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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