Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i think i have herpe
just one?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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