Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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