A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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