Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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