ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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