haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Randomize
