There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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