it glows. i had to have it.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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