i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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