I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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