I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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