thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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