i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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