Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
