I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
