If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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