the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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