At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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