Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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