Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus