I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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