just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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