eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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