We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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