If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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