I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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