I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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