He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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