Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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