I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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