The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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