im gay
i know
yea but for you.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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