she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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