clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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