Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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