Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
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