Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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