Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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