I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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