Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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