so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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