were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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